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like a dating "round robin." But Zack and Slater realized that they shouldn't fight over the ladies and instead began to focus on being friends and wrestling partners (this, I believe, was the first on screen revelation of the "Bros before Hos" mindset).

The show rolled on for several years and was the type of TV series where everything is memorable. Let me try an experiment. Try and not laugh or smile at the mentioning of the following: "The sauce-a-you can have, but the secret, she's-a-mine!" Let's try another: "Buddy Bands." Okay, last one: "The Sprain" dance. If you didn't at least crack a smile, you either are not a true Bayside Tiger, or you have no soul.

The show also did leave us with a few mysteries. For example, how in the world did a goof like Screech end up being Valedictorian of Bayside? The guy couldn't even recognize Zack when he dressed up like a girl and pretended to be his date. Or, why wasn't Jessie in the "Zack Attack?" She obviously could carry a tune, (with the aid of some caffeine pills) "I'm so excited. ... I'm so tired!!!" But remember kids, "There is no hope with dope!" – brought to you by Johnny Dakota. And, of course, where did Zack get that massive cell phone? I am surprised that thing fit in his car, let alone his locker. Well, I'm off to The Max for a bite to eat with Miss Bliss. Wait. I just lost my appetite. Slater ripped off his clothes, to reveal a skin tight leotard, and is now dancing around the restaurant like Tinkerbell on crack (foreshadowing perhaps his later appearance on Dancing with the Stars?). One last thing – Screech – you are wanted in Mr. Belding's office. ... Something about a home movie?

Saved by the Bell (1989-1993)