Jean Cutoffs

from a college I never intended on attending. I remember being perplexed when a yuppie asked me in the mid 90's if I had attended Stanford; until I looked down at my favorite outfit of the decade – a big, white and red Stanford sweatshirt and baggy jean cutoffs.

A person could, if they so desired, also dress up their jean cutoffs. On the bus ride to school one day I remember a popular girl being teased because she had on a beautiful, thick, turtleneck sweater . . . and jean cutoffs. Even the other kids weren't going to let the irony of wearing a warm, heavy sweater and shorts pass them by.

While jean cutoffs usually appear raggedy, worn and casual, there is a lot of work that goes into making them. Finding, buying, wearing, and washing the right jeans until they are sufficiently worn enough to merit being turned into cutoffs. Once cut, they have to be washed multiple times to obtain the perfect fringe; rubbing the ends with a knife or scissors never worked for me like a half a dozen washing machine runs did. In this day and age of eco-friendly conservation it would be difficult to justify the many washings required, especially since back in the 1990's, my impatience to wear my 'new' jean cutoffs led me to wash and dry them by themselves several times in a row.

Ok, so maybe I occasionally skipped the steps of finding, buying, and wearing just the right jeans. There was that time I 'borrowed' an ex-boyfriend's old jeans or the time I found a perfectly worn pair at Goodwill. But at least I did the cutting and subsequent multiple washings. Was that cheating? I dare say not!

My love affair with jean cutoffs came to an end toward the end of the 90's when I was walking through the mall and saw them being sold in clothing stores already cut, fringed, and looking worn. The audacity! I had worked so hard to obtain just the right look in my jean cutoffs and here were some right off the rack ready for wear. That was cheating! My jean cutoffs were forever more regulated to the Goodwill bin.